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Bedside Manner Blog
(2026/05/03)
Goodbye Humor
After a visit you want to leave the patient with a last memento of your comical style. Depending upon when they need to see you again, you can use various lines. If you need to see the patient in a few days or weeks:
DOCTOR
“I’ll need to see you in two weeks for another treatment. Now, make sure you don’t go around telling all your friends and family how much you like coming here, or they’ll have you committed (locked up, sent away).”
Or you can try:
DOCTOR
“I know you’ll be counting the days in anticipation of ... | |